This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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