sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
