Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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