dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
