My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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