2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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