Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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