But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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