How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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