We should be called the Road Head Warriors
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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