So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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