if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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