Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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