Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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