Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i was born a porn star she said
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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