we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
