that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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