i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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