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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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