Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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