Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im six kinds of drunk right now
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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