North Korea, Best Korea!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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