I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just high enough for therapy.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
