Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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