and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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