sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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