You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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