i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i out mim tonsoeep
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