this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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