Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just found puke in my bra..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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