You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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