Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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