Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm jealous of your bromance
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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