I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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