we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Houston, we have a squirter
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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