He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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