sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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