So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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