New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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