im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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