Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
pop tarts are not kleenex
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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