it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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