Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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