Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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