Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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