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Fuck
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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