You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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