Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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