i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
