Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
