I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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